Lowfat and Sugarfree

They’re killing people and that’s okay

While the good ones end up in jail

There’s no more smoking in my favorite bar

This time they took it too far

Nicotine free cigarettes

Alcohol free beer I guess

Caffeine free coffee but tell me

Where does this leave me?

Give me something lowfat and sugarfree

Or else this world won’t let me be

Gone are the days that still had some flavor

Gone are the good times of bad behavior

The fast food here ain’t too fast

Thanks for the advice but I think I’ll pass

Another offer that I can’t refuse

Is this how you treat your customers too?

Give me something lowfat and sugarfree

Or else this world won’t let me be

Gone are the days that still had some flavor

Gone are the good times of bad behavior

Give me something lowfat and sugarfree

Or else this world won’t let me be

Gone are the days that still had some flavor

Gone are the good times of bad behavior

Gone are the good times of bad behavior